Ah, yes, flying felines...
So how does a cat attain aerodynamic properties? Well, all you need is a kite, a whole lot of duct tape, and a gargantuan wooden kitchen spoon (I'm not sure if they make those anymore.)
With the duct tape, strap the cat to the kite. Gently place cat in wooden spoon. Note: wooden spoon should be attached to some sort of catapulting mechanism. A giant rubber band works nicely.
Test wind speed. Pull back on wooden spoon until you feel resistence. Then, let her go!
Note: Do not attempt this unless you want to make a cat very, VERY angry at you.
Meow for now!
Fangy
So how does a cat attain aerodynamic properties? Well, all you need is a kite, a whole lot of duct tape, and a gargantuan wooden kitchen spoon (I'm not sure if they make those anymore.)
With the duct tape, strap the cat to the kite. Gently place cat in wooden spoon. Note: wooden spoon should be attached to some sort of catapulting mechanism. A giant rubber band works nicely.
Test wind speed. Pull back on wooden spoon until you feel resistence. Then, let her go!
Note: Do not attempt this unless you want to make a cat very, VERY angry at you.
Meow for now!
Fangy